The Cuckoo`s Nest Personality Assessment Questionnaire

New to LARP? Don't know what kind of character to play? Or simply stuck for inspiration? Try this illuminating and not-at-all tongue in cheek quiz to help you decide...

  1. You`re invited to a party. What do you do to break the ice on arrival?

    1. Pretend to pull coins from behind peoples ears before forcing them to endure your latest card trick.
    2. Nip straight upstairs to the bedroom with everybody`s coats in it. Then, rifle through them for any valuables beofre slipping out via the nearest window.
    3. Go berserk among the guests cleaving them in half with frenzied sweeps of your mighty battle axe.

  2. Yov`ve been out for a pleasant walk in the woods, How do you round off the prefect day?

    1. By worrying some goats you saw earlier, as you need their entrails for some dark rites you`ll be preforming at midnight.
    2. By flushing out squirrels from their cosy tree hollows in order to easily pinch their nuts and acorns.
    3. By pausing to drink in the serenity of your surroundings before butchering everything small, cute and furry.

  3. Casual wear. What`s your favourite look?

    1. You`re only truly comfortable in pointy hats and voluminous robes. A moon and stars motif is essential, accesorised with a tangled white beard.
    2. Nothing glam. You prefer an anonymous look: usually a cloak and dagger ensemble with co-ordinated cowl and a pair of lightweight running shoes.
    3. You`d feel absolutely exposed if you didn`t sport your leather thong and pointless shoulder pad and brandish an enormous deadly-looking broadsword.

Results

Mostly (a)s

Owning a bigger herb garden than Parsley the lion and staring at the moon too long has left you unhinged and capable of believing anything. So go on, then - you can be a sorcerer, if you want.

Mostly (b)s

A career of skulling in the shadows and sneakily stabbing people in the back awaits - you lovable rogue you.

Mostly (c)s

You`re never been able to truly express yourself on an emotional level - largely because you`re a blood crazed homicidal maniac. It`s a warrior`s life for you.